OMG RUN AWAY NAOW

Not really. D:

Alex's the name, though I'm not really bothered about money-making schemes because I want to work for my money. ;D But Admin Dan asked me to join *coughatgunpointcough* so here I am.

I'm 16 and from Packmoor, Stoke. My favourite passtimes include gaming (although I'm nothing hardcore, it's not like OMG MAI LYF), playing various sports, cycling and swimming. I'm a shy person, but around people I know I think I can be a lark (when I'm in a good mood, Jones. D: ). My favourite bands are U2, Embrace and the Kaizer Chiefs.

Hope to get on well with you all, and I'll see you around the boards!

Oh, and here's some fireworks for mini-Dan:

Hello Alex, i didn't persuade you to join, you asked me if you were allowed to:P Them fireworks are cool too, and i'm glad at least one person thinks you are a lark. Only joking you're ok.

Tah for the fireworks!
*BOOM!*

Hey Right, Alex, I have a plan.

I think

Me and you, should recruit some people
Form a gang.
Then
Whilst he isn't looking
We hijack Dan's website
And steal his gun
So no one else will ever be forced to join.

You know,
He's gonna tell me get my own thread again now
ahh well..
It was a good plan.